maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

1nd2rd3st:

Nathan Kress’ ALS Ice Bucket Challege

THIS IS FREDDIE FROM ICARLY Y’ALL

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thegameisalife:

Plants vs Zombies Crochet

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loveorfame:

Don’t surround yourself with people who like ARTPOP

neckbearcl:

MY anaconda certainly wasn’t dope after that video with nicki.

???! what? who are you?!

admit it, you weren’t just interested in her personality….you lusted after her. you were attracted to her body! your innocuous purity had almost dissipated after your time with her! 

no! that’s not true!! her personality was all i saw as she posed in front of that chair! i never meant anything more than that!

tch, lying through your teeth will get you nowhere! you’re me! and obviously i’m you. the desire coursing through your veins….i felt it all! and i loved it!

no! stop it! you’re…….not me!

[battle music intensifies]

i am a shadow….your true self. now, why don’t you show everyone how lewd you truly are?

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femburton:

well i waited a whole day and no one gifed my favorite part so here

femburton:

well i waited a whole day and no one gifed my favorite part so here

ray-winters-sings:

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

The rare owlfish

ray-winters-sings:

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

The rare owlfish

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